I write poems and generally do an ordinary job of coming up with titles.
In Australia, "ordinary" means "incredibly bad".
Suddenly, I find myself inspired; I have a list of titles that are not bad.
In Australia, "not bad" means "excellent".
Now, all I have to do is write a slew of poems, hang them on these titles, and Bob's your uncle.
In Australia, "Bob's your uncle" means "you're all set".
Bloody Bob. Late again.
In Australia, "late again" means "late again".